go get me another snork juice

exitpursuedbyasloth:

alexandersoverbite:

luvtheviking:

truebloodilluminated:

All the Bill hate needs to stop. He may be annoying and all “sookeeeeeyyy soookeeeyyy i luv u,” around Sookie, but besides that, he is a super attractive vampire king and a BAMF. So shut it people.

he needs to die. end of the story. his imitations of Eric’s style almost killed me LMAO!

do you even have a good reason to hate him anymore? before i think it was earned with him lying to sookie, killing the queen etc. but now you moan about him being generous and letting tara live, him dressing in black and copying erics clothes and imitating his performance? when does this end..

It never ends. I could power a Perpetual Motion machine based solely on my Bill hate. Just because he’s not crying his sad Telenovela tears over his Sookeh doesn’t make him cool now.

• He’s still lying.
• He’s still lying even when he has no reason to lie.
• He’s still a smarmy douchecanoe.
• He’s still a coward.
• He still only does good when it costs him nothing, which would be fine if he didn’t try to act like he’s Jesus H. Vampire. 
• He still takes the easy way out just about every single time.
• He still killed that vampire that got set up to be caught feeding, even when he thought he was innocent, because it was easier for Bill just to kill him.
• He still let the Rattrays beat the shit out of Sookie, just so she would be forced to take his blood or die (which he’s had to pay merry little penance for).
• He still try to murder Amnesia!Eric when he was in no position to fight back, and lied to Nan about the situation in order to get permission (which meant he knew Eric didn’t warrant execution, he just wanted to kill his rival while he was vulnerable).
• He has a ritual execution stake that he keeps in a velvet-lined fancy box (and if you think that isn’t creepy, try to imagine if Bobby Jindal had a needle full o Potassium chloride in a velvet-lined fancy box).
• He still killed that really nice stripper.
• I hate that he thinks he’s the only vampire that can control himself around Sookie, when in reality he’s the only vampire whose ever lost control around Sookie. 
• He still left visible fangmarks on Sookie when there was a fangbanger-killing serial killer in town, when he could have healed them (I’m sure if he could still produce urine, he would have peed on her, too).
• He’s still under delusions of his own grandeur.
• His house is super tacky. I hate his stupid chintzy chandeliers and ceramic elephant and zebra-skin rug and books that are just for decoration.
• He’s still being a mediocre-at-best maker to Jess.
• He’s still bemoaning his humanitahhhyy one minute, and reducing a man’s life to monetary compensation the next.
• He chokes and threatens and bullies his subordinates as the first resort and calls it leadership.
• I hate how other characters are reduced to prop him up, particularly the female characters (like making Pam a hysterical useless female more concerned about her looks than her family, or making Sookie dumb as a bag of hair, or Sophie-Anne a bratty teen who was easier to kill than a dodo).
• I hate his stupid Southern Gentleman routine he breaks out whenever he’s trying to manipulate people (which I wouldn’t have so much of a problem with, if he didn’t whine about Eric being such a manipulator).
• I hate that his entire existence is affectation.

But most of all, I hate that the show expects me to like and feel sympathy for this assclown.

YES YES YES about it all!